This is Bigfriend.She is a dumb ass.
She is so clumsy that when people falls when they walk down the stairs, she falls when she is walking up the stairs - and people thought is earthquake.
Her bag is so messy that her friend commented that the future boyfriend will dump her because of it.
She likes to wear colorful clothing instead of black and white because those colors make her dull.
She is so clumsy that when her leg accidentally trip people's leg, she fall and sprain her own leg instead.
She likes to tell jokes but most of the time, the audience failed to laugh and she wish she could dig a hole and bury her head.
She took 1 and a half hour to get ready before she goes out.
There was once her classmate trip her outside a class and went she falls, people ran out to see what happen.
Her school shoes was being kicked around and it became black and wet, she was damm pissed.
There was once her pants split when she squat down to take things during work, she was so embarassed and had to run to the toilet to sew her pants.
There was once she was dancing in the KTV room, the waiter happens to come in and saw and end up stunned.
Her sleeping pose is indescribable.
She falls infront of the whole school while walking down from the stair at the foyer.
When she wore her big spec in school, people just look at her and laugh.
During secondary school time, she fall and nail down infront of her crush(ed) while making a corner turn. Her crush(ed) was shock and speechless. LOL.
She realised that all her life, she have been falling down.
Her ambition is to get married and have a happy family. LOL!
Her sec school teacher used to say that her fringe looks like curtains.
She was almost knocked down by a car twice.
She likes to listen to love songs.
She wish to get attached before her 21st birthday.
Thinking that its not possible so she postpone the date to 23 years old. HA.
When she likes to eat a food, she can continously eat it until she's really sick of it.
She hate crowds.
Because she hates to be push and knocked and keep stopping while she is walking.
When she go shopping, she just buy what she need and wants to leave the place and go home.
She is afraid of being alone, have no security at all.
She laugh to hide her anxiety.
She thinks that she have no contributions to her friends at all.
Because its always her friends that is helping her to pass the crisis of her life.
She gets bored easily and have not much patience.
She don't like to play computer games.
She prefer outdoor games.
She likes men that is man.
She likes to wear cap but she don't look good in it.
Reason, head too big.
She really wonder why is she so clumsy.
She also wonder why is she typing these.
Because, this is me.
11:05 AM
cant wait to show this first. Mr muscle!
