AH HA! life has been boring and there's something that lighten up my day a little, or may can say alot!

i keep thinking what should i blog today. and surprisingly i saw a interesting tag in my blog.

thank god.

Hey fuckcare! thank you for giving me ideas of what to write.

it's fucking crazy and i'm damm excited abt it. i always welcome comments ya.


fuckcare: Fat ass! so despo for a bf for wad! Look @ your size

me: oh man. do you really think i have a fat ass?! well then wad about yours?

fuckcare: i have the smallest ass in the world. i have won THE SMALLEST ASS 2006, doesnt you noe? *proudly present the ass to me*

me: oh my god, its really fucking small..how did you do that? oh, i mean, normally how do you shit? *showing the very concern face*

fuckcare: i dun shit through my butt.. i normally shit thru my mouth. dun you think that my mouth is always smelly? now you noe the reason. got it? *crying as though its the end of the world*

me: THAT SO SAD! oh, no wonder you are so DESPO for mouth cleansing every day..poor you.

fuckcare: its really sad for me. due to the super smelly mouth of mine, i dun dare to open my mouth to talk..thus i decided to use my lung (fei) to talk.

me: you use your lung to talk ah..no wonder la..cause i feel that you always say fei hua(speak rubbish). Muhahaha! rofl..

fuckcare: no man, you are so mean. you fat ass hole.

me: hahahaahaha!!! fat rather you got smelly mouth..and its so sad that you cant shit from your asshole..that's even sadder...

fuckcare suffered a setback and decided to stop shitting. but too bad..due to not be able to shit..fuckcare died from poisoning by the toxic in the body and MOUTH. May you rest in pieces.

THE END


MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!